(disc from boxset w/ video)
1. Third Eye 2. Part of Me 3. Pushit 4. Message to Harry Manback II 5. You Lied 6. No Quarter 7. LAMC 8. Maynard's Dick
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Opiate
Undertow
Ænima
Salival
Lateralus
Timothy Leary sample: Think for yourself Question authority Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself. Think for yourself. Question authority. (continues, see lyrics to "Aenima") Back to top
(see lyrics to "Opiate") Back to top
Maynard's monologue: We've been trying something a little different this tour. We've been looking at one of our songs from a different angle, under a different light, so we can hopefully kind of see it almost for the first time. We'd like try that for you tonight, is that okay? We're gonna need your help though. We're gonna need your help and your permission, so we need you to find a comfortable space, that is not only comfortable, but vulnerable. I want you to shut your eyes and go there, and we'll meet you on the other side.. (see lyrics to "Aenima") Back to top
Stronzo (1), stronzo di merda (2) I'm trying to take a nap but I couldn't sleep overnight because of you Ugh, you really hurted me, Ohhhh you really hurt me When I was high, You called me an asshole? Talk to me fai schifo (3) Pezzo di merda (4) Have you ever been trying to take a nap? My heart beats too fast Because I'm thinking of your fucking ugly face Youyou suck Fai schifo (3) Pezzo di merda (4) Fai proprio schifo (5) Vafanculo (6), ah Stronzo bastardo (7). 1 - Piece of shit / asshole (as in a person who isn't very nice) 2 - Shit of shit / asshole of shit 3 - You are disgusting 4 - Piece of shit 5 - You just disgusted me / made me sick 6 - Go take it in the ass 7 - Bastard piece of shit / Bastard asshole Back to top
Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone Inside sleeping, my heart beating You know that you tried to hide it Couldn't you have said what you meant? Oh... Time heals, time congeals around us Endless hours of wasted moments Understanding, not demanding Your eyes tell what you feel inside Setting sun can't shine, now you're gone Inside sleeping, my heart beating You know that you tried to hide it Shouldn't you have said what you meant? YOU LIED! Back to top
There are no words. Samples: [it's / having / in] some kind of psychedelic experience. Our body is light, we are immortal. Our body is love, we are eternal. Eternal.. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, without judgment. Back to top
-TOOL VERSION- Lock the door, kill the light. No one's coming home tonight. The sun beats down and don't you know? All our lives are growing cold, oh... They bring news that must get through. To build a dream for me and you, oh. Locked in a place where no one goes. They ask no quarter They have no quarter. Lock the door, kill the light No one's coming home tonight It's getting colder (7x) Locked in a place where no one goes. Lock the door, kill the light No one's coming home tonight They bring news that must get through. Dying peace in me and you Locked in a place where no one goes. We have no quarter We have no quarter We ask no quarter Back to top
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It's all an open center Opens up and lets the wind lift him away It doesn't have to feel water ? It's just a place that feels right with him ? Kinda like the way you're breathing I kinda like the way you keep looking away Would you like to glide on Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick There's a shyness found in reason Apprehensive influence swallow away You seem to feel abysmal take it ? then you're careful grace for sure ? Kinda like the way you're breathing Kinda like the way you keep looking away Would you like to climb on Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick Took you out in the back of the toolshed Put it right on top of your forehead Took you out in the back of the toolshed Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick! Back to top
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some say the end is near some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA the only way to fix it is to flush it all away any fucking time any fucking day learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay fret for your figure and fret for your latte and fret for your hairpiece and fret for your lawsuit and fret for your prozac and fret for your pilot and fret for your contract and fret for your car it's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA the only way to fix it is to flush it all away any fucking time any fucking day learn to swim I'll see you down in Arizona bay some say a comet will fall from the sky followed by meteor showers and tidal waves followed by faultlines that cannot sit still followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits some say the end is near some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this silly shit, stupid shit.. one great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied learn to swim mom's gonna fix it all soon mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be learn to swim fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones fuck all those gun-toting hip gangster wannabes learn to swim fuck retro anything fuck your tattoos fuck all you junkies and fuck your short memory learn to swim fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas fuck these dysfunctional insecure actresses learn to swim I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom please flush it all away I wanna watch it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in watch you flush it all away time to bring it down again don't just call me pessimist try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it all come down suck it down flush it down Back to top
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dreaming of that face again it's bright and blue and shimmerin' grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes on my back and tumbling down that hole and back again rising up and wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye so good to see you I've missed you so much so glad it's over I've missed you so much came out to watch you play why are you running away shrouding all the ground around me is this holy crow above me black as holes within a memory and blue as our new second sun I stick my hand into his shadow To pull the pieces from the sand which I attempt to reassemble to see just who I might have been I do not recognize the vessel but the eyes seem so familiar like phosphorescent desert buttons singing one familiar song.. prying open my third eye so good to see you once again I thought that you were hiding you thought that I had run away chasing the tail of dogma so good to see you once again I thought that you were hiding from me you thought that I had run away chasing the trail of smoke and reason prying open my third eye Back to top
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Opiate
Undertow
Ænima
Salival
Lateralus
